Here’s a Privacy Policy complete with Pattie Riot’s style: glam, cheeky, hyper-somewhat sorta self-aware, legally aligned, and not here for dry corporate nonsense (unless it's her LOL nonsense).

🔐 Privacy Policy for PattieRiot.com

Last Updated: June 29, 2025

💄 A Word Before the Legal Foreplay

Welcome to Pattie Riot’s digital lair. Yes, this site collects data — but no, we’re not harvesting your secrets for a dystopian mega-brand (unless it’s ours). We believe in radical transparency with a side of gloss.

This privacy policy is where we tell you what we collect, how we use it, and what choices you have. Because data privacy is cute. And consent? Even cuter.

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💬 What We Collect (Besides Compliments)

When you interact with PattieRiot.com, we May collect:

*Contact info** — like your name or email when you sign up, fill out a form, or slide into our inbox.

*Analytics data** — anonymous details like page views, click paths, and traffic sources. We use tools like Google Analytics to decode the vibes.

*Technical info** — browser type, IP address, device info, all that nerdy stuff.

*Cookies** — the non-edible kind. Learn more in our [Cookie Policy](/cookie-policy).

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💅 Why We Collect It

We're not nosy — we're strategic. Here’s what we do with your data:

* Send you delicious emails (you opted in, remember?)

* Understand what content makes you swoon

* Optimize the site for better flow, sparkle, and functionality

* Deliver ads that feel eerily on-brand (because they are)

* Avoid becoming a digital landfill of useless pixels

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🧃 Who We Share It With

We don’t sell your info. Gross.

We do work with trusted third parties who help us keep this site running smoother than a velvet scrunchie:

*Email service providers** (like Mailchimp, ConvertKit, or whoever we’re vibing with)

*Analytics tools** (like Google Analytics)

*Advertising platforms** (like Meta or Google Ads — only if we’re running campaigns)

These platforms collect data under their own privacy policies. If you want to go full detective, feel free to stalk their terms.

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✂️ Opt-Out? Opt-Yes.

You can always:

*Unsubscribe** from emails — there’s a link in every single one. We don’t do guilt-trips.

*Adjust cookie settings** — customize or reject in our cookie banner or via your browser.

*Turn off tracking** — most browsers have "Do Not Track" options. They’re kind of the incognito trench coat of the internet.

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🧠 Your Rights (Because You’re the Main Character)

Depending on your location, you may have the right to:

* Access the personal data we hold about you

* Correct or update your data

* Request deletion (aka, “erase me from this narrative”)

* Object to certain uses (especially if it’s feeling ✨extra✨)

To exercise your rights, email us using the contact form on the webpage with the subject line: “Data Drama.” We’ll get back to you with kindness and compliance.

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🏛️ Legal Bits We’re Required to Say

* We store your info securely.

* We only keep your data as long as we need it (or until it’s no longer fabulous).

We comply with applicable laws like the *GDPR**, CCPA, and whatever comes next in the alphabet soup of privacy law.

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📦 Third-Party Links & Collabs

We may link to external sites or feature partners, products, or platforms. Once you leave PattieRiot.com, you're entering someone else's cookie jar. Check their policies — we don’t control their ingredients.

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🔄 Updates

This privacy policy may change if the law, the site, or our data flow gets a makeover. We’ll post updates here with the new data and new date. No sneaky edits, no gaslighting - cause gaslighting is for losers - or losers who somehow win, but... karma.

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📧 Questions? Comments? Data-related meltdowns?

Slide into our inbox on the webpage

We’ll handle your personal info with velvet gloves and legal integrity.