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What's a riot anyway?

A Riot is a bold, beautiful act of laughing loudly in the face of nonsense, Questioning the common Assumptions, spotting sneaky manipulations, and reclaiming your sanity—one truth-bomb at a time. It’s a joyous rebellion against confusion, Nonsense, and all things "blah."

Here’s how it works:

Laugh First: Humor disarms Stupid Stuff.

Think Clearly: Satire sharpens your critical thinking.

Stand Confident: Empowered, informed, and ready to Take Action, but only if you feel like it.

Join the Riot—because smart, funny, fearless people belong together (and frankly, we throw the best parties).

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Why Join the Riot?

or: What’s In It for You (Besides a Six-Pack from Laughing)?

Hilarity + Insights:
Each email is a mini escape from the doom-scroll – packed with satirical takes on real life. Side effects include sudden snorts of laughter in public and actually looking forward to Mondays.

Feel Empowered:
Confidence Boosts: Pattie emails come with a hidden bonus: they lift you up. It’s like a pep talk from your funniest friend – you’ll walk away feeling like a boss (who maybe giggled coffee out your nose), and the occasional real-world tools to navigate the madness.

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Join the Cool Kids: When you subscribe, you’re in Pattie’s inner circle (secret handshake not required, mostly). Expect occasional surprises: meme drops, cheeky challenges, and first dibs on any new mischief.

100% Real Talk:

No B.S. Zone (Unless it's funny). Pattie keeps it realer than a $3 bill is fake. She’ll say what everyone’s thinking, tackle taboo topics with wit, and always call out the absurdities – all while encouraging you to do you.

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Meet Pattie Riot

Hey, I’m Pattie Riot, and I’m here to incite a laughter revolution. By day, I’m a mild-mannered non-comedian, but by night I’m a riot starter. 👋


I've spent years getting stressed out by the news, online media and, well, everything except cat videos. I decided the only way to navigate these stupid times is to laugh a community into less stress and possibly more action. (Like getting up on the couch, occasionally).

My mission? To empower you to find humor in what you can’t control and kick butt where you can. Think of me as the rebel friend who’ll roast society’s nonsense, hype up your confidence, and hand you the mic too. Ready to join me? I promise, with me in your corner, life’s curveballs will seem a lot more like comedic opportunities.

Over 7 people have joined the riot

Two of them are my cats.

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What Rioters say

I spewed my coffee reading Pattie’s last email – zero regrets. 😂 In a world of blah content, she’s the hilarious hype-woman we all need. My inbox has become my happy place.”

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My only complaint: Pattie’s emails make me laugh too loud at work. Now my boss thinks I’m up to something awesome(and I am – it’s called stress relief, boss).”

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Ready to Riot (Laugh & Maybe do stuff)?

You’ve made it this far, which means two things:

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2) You’re so ready for this.

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