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Welcome Beautiful People!
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A Riot is a bold, beautiful act of laughing loudly in the face of nonsense, Questioning the common Assumptions, spotting sneaky manipulations, and reclaiming your sanity—one truth-bomb at a time. It’s a joyous rebellion against confusion, Nonsense, and all things "blah."
Here’s how it works:
Join the Riot—because smart, funny, fearless people belong together (and frankly, we throw the best parties).
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or: What’s In It for You (Besides a Six-Pack from Laughing)?
Hey, I’m Pattie Riot, and I’m here to incite a laughter revolution. By day, I’m a mild-mannered non-comedian, but by night I’m a riot starter. 👋
I've spent years getting stressed out by the news, online media and, well, everything except cat videos. I decided the only way to navigate these stupid times is to laugh a community into less stress and possibly more action. (Like getting up on the couch, occasionally).
My mission? To empower you to find humor in what you can’t control and kick butt where you can. Think of me as the rebel friend who’ll roast society’s nonsense, hype up your confidence, and hand you the mic too. Ready to join me? I promise, with me in your corner, life’s curveballs will seem a lot more like comedic opportunities.
Over 7 people have joined the riot
Two of them are my cats.
The rest? Probably Legends.
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Not a real subscriber, be we're holding a spot for you AG
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Also not a real person.... or is she?
You’ve made it this far, which means two things:
1) You have excellent taste in comedy, and
2) You’re so ready for this.
🎉 Seriously, don’t miss out on the most fun you can have reading an email. Hit that button and join the Riot Squad –
let’s start a rebellion of joy in your inbox together!
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